Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Blowing And Fiddling Wet Naked Men
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Accidental Porn Poetry Part Deux
Date: Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Subject: Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride. It's up to you what dimensions you wanna have.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
With a big instrument you can have even the most arrogant woman.
Biggiesize it here and now - don't lose you chance.
Date: Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 1:48 AM
Subject: Now you don't have to be depressed over men who are well-blessed. The magnitude of your size is more important than general guise.
Whether you travel West or East your pants will always hold that
beast. A beauty for your eyes your mega giant size.
Date: Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 6:45 AM
Subject: It's always a question of size - so it's time to act. Supersize it - don't wait another minute.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
Huge biceps don't matter as much as huge member. You feel like a giant
comparing to the midget in your pants?
Monday, July 13, 2009
Key to Naked People Naked Blog
Awesome.
Accidental Porn Poetry
For some unknown reason a person that we know, who shall remain nameless, receives vast quantities of animal porn spam. This is the first of many installments of real spam that is so beautifully written that we accept it as poetry.
Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Subject: A Peep behind the barn doors and get hornyy
buddy
porker, and
man. She came
Mrs. Brown's--smiles chromatogram securing her affection. aleck
Date: Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Subject: You feel like your little friend is a real degenerate?
To: highlyinterested0601@gmail.com
Women will bake you pies because of your mega size.
Date: Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 6:21 AM Subject: The gorgeous girls will stick to you like magnets to the fridge. To: ilovedeadpuppies@gmail.com Attention from beautiful women is guaranteed to you.
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for every real chute day before
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Date: Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 6:15 PM Subject: Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride.
It's up to you what dimensions you wanna have.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
With a big instrument you can have even the most arrogant woman.
Biggiesize it here and now - don't lose you chance.