Blowing And Fiddling Wet Naked Men

We at Naked People Naked Blog have a deep appreciation for all things nude, and so we are proud to bring you this thrilling example of public nudity straight from Sweden's Water Fairy of the Year competition.  This 15 year old tradition is held as a nod to Swedish mythology, but even if you're not interested in folklore, the spectacle of naked men standing in a river and serenading a crowd will surely capture your attention.   

Enjoy this video from a Swedish news station and hang in there through the Swedish -- remember, nudity transcends all boundaries!

(Perhaps we can start a naked Hudson River Water Fairy contest to bring the nude watery musical glory to New York!)

 

Accidental Porn Poetry Part Deux

For your enjoyment, a tiny morsel of delicious porn spam. Please send us your porn poetry or wonderful spam...

Date: Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Subject: Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride. It's up to you what dimensions you wanna have.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
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Date: Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 1:48 AM
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To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
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Accidental Porn Poetry

For some unknown reason a person that we know, who shall remain nameless, receives vast quantities of animal porn spam. This is the first of many installments of real spam that is so beautifully written that we accept it as poetry.

Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Subject: A Peep behind the barn doors and get hornyy
buddy
porker, and
man. She came
Mrs. Brown's--smiles chromatogram securing her affection. aleck

Date: Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Subject: You feel like your little friend is a real degenerate?
To: highlyinterested0601@gmail.com
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Date: Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 6:21 AM Subject: The gorgeous girls will stick to you like magnets to the fridge. To: ilovedeadpuppies@gmail.com Attention from beautiful women is guaranteed to you.

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Miss Hawkins. Could bookend
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for every real chute day before
azimuthal of manner,

Date: Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 6:15 PM Subject: Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride.
It's up to you what dimensions you wanna have.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
With a big instrument you can have even the most arrogant woman.
Biggiesize it here and now - don't lose you chance.