Thursday, January 7, 2010
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Sex Art Update #2
If you need more nudity in your summer, check out Summer Sexy, an online exhibition of hot and naked art!
Want to ogle these works in real life? They're all available for purchase, and proceeds go to various charities.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Blowing And Fiddling Wet Naked Men
We at Naked People Naked Blog have a deep appreciation for all things nude, and so we are proud to bring you this thrilling example of public nudity straight from Sweden's Water Fairy of the Year competition. This 15 year old tradition is held as a nod to Swedish mythology, but even if you're not interested in folklore, the spectacle of naked men standing in a river and serenading a crowd will surely capture your attention.
Enjoy this video from a Swedish news station and hang in there through the Swedish -- remember, nudity transcends all boundaries!
(Perhaps we can start a naked Hudson River Water Fairy contest to bring the nude watery musical glory to New York!)
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Accidental Porn Poetry Part Deux
For your enjoyment, a tiny morsel of delicious porn spam. Please send us your porn poetry or wonderful spam...
Date: Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Subject: Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride. It's up to you what dimensions you wanna have.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
With a big instrument you can have even the most arrogant woman.
Biggiesize it here and now - don't lose you chance.
Date: Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 1:48 AM
Subject: Now you don't have to be depressed over men who are well-blessed. The magnitude of your size is more important than general guise.
Whether you travel West or East your pants will always hold that
beast. A beauty for your eyes your mega giant size.
Date: Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 6:45 AM
Subject: It's always a question of size - so it's time to act. Supersize it - don't wait another minute.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
Huge biceps don't matter as much as huge member. You feel like a giant
comparing to the midget in your pants?
Date: Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Subject: Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride. It's up to you what dimensions you wanna have.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
With a big instrument you can have even the most arrogant woman.
Biggiesize it here and now - don't lose you chance.
Date: Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 1:48 AM
Subject: Now you don't have to be depressed over men who are well-blessed. The magnitude of your size is more important than general guise.
Whether you travel West or East your pants will always hold that
beast. A beauty for your eyes your mega giant size.
Date: Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 6:45 AM
Subject: It's always a question of size - so it's time to act. Supersize it - don't wait another minute.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
Huge biceps don't matter as much as huge member. You feel like a giant
comparing to the midget in your pants?
Monday, July 13, 2009
Key to Naked People Naked Blog
This just in: People looking up "war of the worlds radio broadcast" and "how to make your penis bigger tutorials" really like Naked People Naked Blog.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Accidental Porn Poetry
For some unknown reason a person that we know, who shall remain nameless, receives vast quantities of animal porn spam. This is the first of many installments of real spam that is so beautifully written that we accept it as poetry.
Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Subject: A Peep behind the barn doors and get hornyy
buddy
porker, and
man. She came
Mrs. Brown's--smiles chromatogram securing her affection. aleck
Date: Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Subject: You feel like your little friend is a real degenerate?
To: highlyinterested0601@gmail.com
Women will bake you pies because of your mega size.
Date: Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 6:21 AM Subject: The gorgeous girls will stick to you like magnets to the fridge. To: ilovedeadpuppies@gmail.com Attention from beautiful women is guaranteed to you.
Date: 2009/5/7 Subject: Barnyard babes spread their legs for deep sex
brenner dimple
Miss Hawkins. Could bookend
leg-- do byrd
for every real chute day before
azimuthal of manner,
Date: Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 6:15 PM Subject: Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride.
It's up to you what dimensions you wanna have.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
With a big instrument you can have even the most arrogant woman.
Biggiesize it here and now - don't lose you chance.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Upcoming Naked Events
June 12th 7:00-10:00pm Sex Sells @ 3rd Ward, 195 Morgan Avenue, Brooklyn. Free; This Friday is 3rd Ward’s opening for Sex Cells, a group show of dirty photos, videos and texts taken by people nationwide via cell phone. The show is free, and they’ll have complimentary drinks and music by DJ Alden F. Fonda and Unicornicopia. Spy on the voyeurism from 7-10.
June 12th 8:00pm doors/9:00pm show Air Sex Finals @ Highline Ballroom, 431 W 16th St.$15; The time for you to lose your air virginity is NOW. Last year, The World Air Sex Championships erupted prematurely…oh, it erupted alright, all over the historic Paramount Theater- but this year, we’re really digging in for a pounding. Never been to an Air Sex show before? Here’s what you need to know: it’s a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea and while it’s embarrassing to show that act to a room of strangers, you know that you need to do it now in order to make sure that no one else falls down the same rabbit hole you got stuck inside. Or, you know, just do it however you want. The only rules we have are the laws laid down by the state we’re in. Since the Highline Ballroom serves alcohol, you can’t get naked. And since we serve food as well, all orgasms have to be simulated (or at least arguably so). Other than that, you’re free to do whatever it takes to impress the judges, the audience in the theater, and the world!
June 15th 8:00pm Monday Night Burlesque @ Public Assembly, 70 N 6th St, Brooklyn. $10; 9:00 PM: The Kickoff hosted by Jonny Porkpie starring Broadway Brassy, Coco La Pearl, Kit Cat. 10:00 PM: Professor Pinchy presents How to Sex: A do-it-yourself guide hosted by Nasty Canasta & Jonny Porkpie, Anita Cookie, Doc Wasabassco, GiGi La Femme. Let the sexy experts of Professor Pinchy's Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) uncovers every aspect of intercourse in a series of easy-to-watch burlesque-based lessons, all presented live on stage. From choosing the best partner or equipment -- to accurately undressing -- to correctly putting the right thing in, around, or on the other thing -- to cleaning up afterwards, the ins and outs of this difficult and confusing task are examined in tassel-twirling detail in this burlesque self-help seminar.
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