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Monday, July 13, 2009

Accidental Porn Poetry



For some unknown reason a person that we know, who shall remain nameless, receives vast quantities of animal porn spam. This is the first of many installments of real spam that is so beautifully written that we accept it as poetry.

Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Subject: A Peep behind the barn doors and get hornyy
buddy
porker, and
man. She came
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Date: Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Subject: You feel like your little friend is a real degenerate?
To: highlyinterested0601@gmail.com
Women will bake you pies because of your mega size.

Date: Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 6:21 AM Subject: The gorgeous girls will stick to you like magnets to the fridge. To: ilovedeadpuppies@gmail.com Attention from beautiful women is guaranteed to you.

Date: 2009/5/7 Subject: Barnyard babes spread their legs for deep sex
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Miss Hawkins. Could bookend
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for every real chute day before
azimuthal of manner,

Date: Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 6:15 PM Subject: Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride.
It's up to you what dimensions you wanna have.
To: illegalshylock@yahoo.com
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