Upcoming Naked Events

To get the most out of your weekend these are our recommended Naked Event that you should be attending. Nudity all around for everyone. Check them out and let us know what you think. We will be putting a calendar up soon so stay tuned and stay naked.

June 12^th 7:00-10:00pm Sex Sells @ 3rd Ward, 195 Morgan Avenue, Brooklyn. Free; This Friday is 3rd Ward’s opening for Sex Cells, a group show of dirty photos, videos and texts taken by people nationwide via cell phone. The show is free, and they’ll have complimentary drinks and music by DJ Alden F. Fonda and Unicornicopia. Spy on the voyeurism from 7-10.

June 12^th 8:00pm doors/9:00pm show Air Sex Finals @ Highline Ballroom, 431 W 16th St.$15; The time for you to lose your air virginity is NOW. Last year, The World Air Sex Championships erupted prematurely…oh, it erupted alright, all over the historic Paramount Theater- but this year, we’re really digging in for a pounding. Never been to an Air Sex show before? Here’s what you need to know: it’s a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea and while it’s embarrassing to show that act to a room of strangers, you know that you need to do it now in order to make sure that no one else falls down the same rabbit hole you got stuck inside. Or, you know, just do it however you want. The only rules we have are the laws laid down by the state we’re in. Since the Highline Ballroom serves alcohol, you can’t get naked. And since we serve food as well, all orgasms have to be simulated (or at least arguably so). Other than that, you’re free to do whatever it takes to impress the judges, the audience in the theater, and the world!

June 15^th 8:00pm Monday Night Burlesque @ Public Assembly, 70 N 6^th St, Brooklyn. $10; 9:00 PM: The Kickoff hosted by Jonny Porkpie starring Broadway Brassy, Coco La Pearl, Kit Cat. 10:00 PM: Professor Pinchy presents How to Sex: A do-it-yourself guide hosted by Nasty Canasta & Jonny Porkpie, Anita Cookie, Doc Wasabassco, GiGi La Femme. Let the sexy experts of Professor Pinchy's Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) uncovers every aspect of intercourse in a series of easy-to-watch burlesque-based lessons, all presented live on stage. From choosing the best partner or equipment -- to accurately undressing -- to correctly putting the right thing in, around, or on the other thing -- to cleaning up afterwards, the ins and outs of this difficult and confusing task are examined in tassel-twirling detail in this burlesque self-help seminar.