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Naked Blog staff members attended the January 27th Candlemas at the Living Theater, not expecting the glorious nakedness that awaited them. We received a blow-job to the brain when Tommy D, naked poet extraordinaire, stepped onto the stage wearing only his gym shoes. His monstrous balls (literally the size of cantaloupes) surrounded his teeny peenie, cradling it as he galloped in a circle as a part of the Wiccan throat-blessing ceremony. Angela Peluso opened the evening wearing only stiletto heels and sporting a pair of fake boobs. Her poetry moved us and her enormous teased blonde hair was inspiring. A dancing girl (Amy Uzi) adorned only in feathers and snorting rose petals was the most attractive naked person that evening, but clothes weren't the only thing she was lacking -- we thought her performance could have been better.

Write Up from the Daily Awesome: January 27th 8:00pm Pagan Candlemas @ The Living Theater, 21 Clinton St, Manhattan. Come watch a Throat-Blessing Ritual starring the Novices of the Old Ways. ArtStar and unofficial Polaroider-of-the-ASScene, Big Mike hosts a performance art extravaganza featuring nude poets, nude dancers and nude crazy people (as if there was any doubt this is truly a Big Mike production). Opening will be a throat-blessing ritual by invoking the powers of the Slavic God Veles, performed by real-life Wiccans, including our TPTwin CourtneyW. (FYI: The witches will NOT be nude.) Featuring Angela Peluso, Valmonte Sprout, Amy Uzi, Faux Maux, Rivka the live-nude-art-model and naked poet Tommy D. Open mic slots for performers following the show.